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December 18, 2009 04:01 PM EST -- Come Ho , Oh , Ha at Our Christmas Bash   Golly, how the months have flown!  It's oh dear, ha time again  This year the big merry bash was going to be held at . . . more
December 18, 2009 03:51 AM EST -- Tales from Leprechaunia 90   Crouching English Garden Gnome, Hidden Leprechaun   Professor Confucius Foo-Leprechaun had concluded that in the Sauerkraut Wars . . . more
June 01, 2006 05:27 AM EDT -- Fireside 1: Wine     Hello, do come in!  It's rather cold for autumn and the air is a tad chilly.  Here, let me take your coat.  There!  Now, let's pull up a chair, . . . more
June 02, 2006 05:13 AM EDT -- Fireside 2: Coffee     Make yourself comfortable by the fire, and we'll chinwag as good friends do.  No need to apologise for just dropping in.  I was kind of expecting you.  . . . more
June 03, 2006 05:15 AM EDT -- Fireside 3: Tomato Juice   Don't worry about it!  I'm always pleased to see you, not matter how late at night it is.  No, it's not almost eleven o'clock. It's just . . . more
June 04, 2006 05:03 AM EDT -- Fireside 4: Roast     Hello, do come in!  I just knew you'd drop by, round about just now.  Is that the smell of roast beef and all the trimmings for a cold night?  You're . . . more
June 06, 2006 12:48 AM EDT -- Fireside 5: Stew     Hi, it's you again!  I haven't seen you for such a long time.  Don't stand outside - these autumn nights are so damn chilly.  You'll catch . . . more
June 11, 2006 05:06 AM EDT -- Pope Benedict XVI to Gather   GOODBYE, YOUR EMINENCE     Yes, Holy Father, I do realize how disappointed you are.  Of course you wanted to write your very first Gather article . . . more
June 08, 2006 04:45 AM EDT -- Fireside 6: Soup     This late at night, it just had to be you ringing the doorbell.  Even though I haven't seen you for such a long, long time.  I thought Luigi must have caught . . . more
June 13, 2006 05:33 AM EDT -- Fireside 8: Hot Chocolate     What a wild evening it is!  Thunder and sheet lightning all over the place.  Damn, I'll have to oil these squeaking front door hinges.  Oh, . . . more
June 16, 2006 05:33 AM EDT -- Fireside 9: Friday, 13th     Oh, I thought I'd never see you again.  You're brave to be out tonight, it being Friday the thirteenth, and all.  Oh, you're not superstitious?  . . . more
June 23, 2006 04:42 AM EDT -- Fireside 10: Goodbye and Hello     Hi, this is the earliest ever that you've dropped by.  Why, it's only just on dusk.  My, that's a big motor home you've parked . . . more
December 12, 2009 02:42 AM EST -- Tales from Leprechaunia 89   The Sauerkraut Wars Unleashed   Professor Einstein O'Blarney-Stone had, as the Vice Chancellor of the Royal University of Leprechaunia . . . more
April 27, 2006 08:19 PM EDT --     Okay, we're almost ready for your first ride on the back of a bike.  No, darling, we're talking motorcycles!  Yes, the thing with two wheels and a loud engine.  No, . . . more
April 22, 2006 06:08 AM EDT --     My black V-twin motorcycle is an Italian spaghetti western.  It rumbles quite unlike the pot-ato, pot-ato farting of the big American; and it drowns the asthmatic, sewing machine whir . . . more
May 12, 2006 06:21 AM EDT --   Dear God Almighty,   I would like to bring Mr George W. Bush to your attention for the Devil's Advocate vacancy in Purgatory.  I recently recommended him to Mr Beelzebub for the . . . more
June 07, 2006 05:58 AM EDT -- Pope Benedict XVI to Gather   REGISTRATION     Holy Father, are you sure about this?  Yes, Your Holiness, I do want to remain Prefect of the Inquisition – I mean the Congregation . . . more
June 09, 2006 04:22 AM EDT -- Fireside 7: Fresh Air     Good grief, it's you!  I though I'd seen the last of you.  You haven't been here in ages.  I wondered who on earth, or from beyond the . . . more
June 09, 2006 08:11 PM EDT -- Pope Benedict XVI to Gather   PROFILE     Well, Holy Father, I've got Gather up on screen.  No, Sister Virginia, it's not a movie.  We're gathering in the flock.  . . . more
May 11, 2006 09:37 PM EDT --     Dear Mr Beelzebub,   I would like to nominate Mr George W. Bush for the Hell Gate Keeper vacancy and Mr Donald Rumsfeld for the Assistant Ferryman (River Styx) position.  But . . . more
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